What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

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Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

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Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

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Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

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What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

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your social life.

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What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

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Ready for something funny? nothing

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

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who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

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What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

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Girl: I wrote a poem. Boy: Let's hear it! Girl: I like you, thats a start. You don't, so we are growing apart. In my heart there's a little tear, its funny to see how much you care. I hate the way you played my heart. You never finish what you start. Boy: Cool. Whose is for? Girl: You... Boy: Wow ummm, I have to go to......................yeah bye.

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Cliterus

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what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

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Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

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name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

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Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

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Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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