- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

Two guys walk into a bat, they have a couple drinks then go home, one crashed and died in a horrible drunk driving accident. The other, who took a cab, went home and viciously beat his wife.

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

How do you make a salesperson cry? Shoot him in the face and throw him off a cliff

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

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What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

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