why do fat people eat so much? who cares

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How do you get a blonde out of a tree? Shoot her in the head.

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Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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boys

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Whats greasy and long? Your moms chesthair

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A white man, a black man, and an Arab man are standing in a room. Who stole your wallet? No one, you suffer from ALS and therefore do not carry a wallet because you have no way in which to use it. To top it all off your medical bills are so high that your family would be financially better if you were to die and your dream of being an entrepreneur is slipping away as you realize that pitching an idea is difficult in a monotonous drone.

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a man walks into a bar. He left after he drank two beers. Someone pulled his pants down and he didnt notice. when he got home he realized his pants were gone. He returned to the bar to search, but it was a metal bar, and he was fairly stupid. please dont laugh

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When life gives you lemons....you probably just FOUND lemons...

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What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

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A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

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A woman comes at the doctor.

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What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

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Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

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a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

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A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

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What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

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What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

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Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

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what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

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How do you make a salesperson cry? Shoot him in the face and throw him off a cliff

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What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

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what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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