black people

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Latvia isn't a joke

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

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Refrigerator

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

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just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

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What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

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why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

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Elizabeth Warren

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Why was the black man killed? He committed a serious crime and was issued the death penalty.

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Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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69!!! (its funny cause i made a referance to 69)

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How do you get a blonde out of a tree? Shoot her in the head.

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a man walks into a bar. He left after he drank two beers. Someone pulled his pants down and he didnt notice. when he got home he realized his pants were gone. He returned to the bar to search, but it was a metal bar, and he was fairly stupid. please dont laugh

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why do fat people eat so much? who cares

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When time is the best time to make a wish during the day? 9:11

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Roses are red, violets are blue, grass is green, sky is blue, dirt is brown, fire is orange, water is transparent, powder is white

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Your moms so fat She should get some help because there's nothing good about being fat

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What do you call a black man who likes watermelon and fried chicken? Someone who likes good food.

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Q. How do you blindfold a Chinese man? A. With a blindfold.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Polytetrafluoroethylene is a synthetic fluoropolymer of tetrafluoroethylene that has numerous applications

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