What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

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Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

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that awkward moment when your teachers a duck

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Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

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your life

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Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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Your momma's so fat in her history class they wrote down what they were doing

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what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

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Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

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I agree to the terms and conditions

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What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

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Imagine a scenario Add a Rhubarb Crumble into your scenario Add your mother and father sitting together watching the news in your scenario. Your scenario should take place in an old people's home Add an Olympic athlete doing the splits into your scenario If there were any crane-flies in your scenario, be sure to subtract them at once. Divide your scenario by two. Your scenario should now be a mental image of flying horses and a hippopotamus eating a large salmon mousse. There will be a pig tied to a pair of sunglasses.

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Why was a woman not considered in the role for a stunt driver? Because her skill level was not sufficient enough for the requirements.

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Once upon a time, a handsome prince met a beautiful princess. They both fell in love with each other. They then got married and lived happily ever after.

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I'm a poet and I just didn't realise

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whats deead and gone lewis`s dog. well now it is

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Is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting AIDS.

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my candy brings all the kids to the yard and i'm like- get in the van.

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What did the cake say to the icing? Come here

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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