Why did the chicken croos the road? He was battling severe depression at the time. His alcoholism was tearing his family apart, he was declining in job performance and his boss threatened to fire him several times. I guess at that point he just decided to end it all. It was horribly tragic, policemen knocking on the door of his wife's chicken roost and informing her of the bad news. As soon as she heard, she rushed to the scene, only to see his mangled body spread across the street, intestines falling out. They held a closed casket funeral. Formal, all black. It was raining by the time the casket was brought to the cemetery to be buried. She hasn't stopped crying since. His children ask her, where's dad, but all she can do is weep. Suicide is bad, kids

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As a stand-up comedian, I've been really interested in how comedians have recovered from jokes not hitting making fun of the fact. Recently, I was in a situation where a rhetorical question didn't hit, and anti-joking (lamenting on the lack of a punchline sarcastically) ended up generating the laugh I needed to move on! Hurray for Anti-jokes! Me: You know the gym Extreme Fitness? Audience: SILENCE Me: (sarcastically) Yes, exactly. That's exactly how that interaction went in my mind when I was practising at home. I ask question - audience responds euphorically - I continue with my joke... http://michaeljagdeo.wordpress.com/2012/01/29/anti-jokes-how-to-recover-when-a-joke-doesnt-hit/

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What is blue and feels like a shirt? A blue shirt.

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Whats grosser than a bloody hand? 2 bloody hands.

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Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

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What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

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whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

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Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

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knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

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Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

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A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

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How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

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What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

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What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

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What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

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You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

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Obama walks into a hospital....

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What does two plus two equal? 4

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I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

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Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

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You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

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i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

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Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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