- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

"i see", said the blind man ... ...to his deaf wife... ...while his crippled children jumped for joy....

Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

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When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

What did little Susie give to young Billy on Christmas? Genital Herpes.

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did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

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I once did something.

Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

Why didn't the boy eat chocolate yesterday Because he was allergic.

so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

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