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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris who?" "NOBODY SAYS 'CHUCK NORRIS WHO'!!!"

My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

A black man a mexican and a caucasian were walking together. The black man and the mexican walked into a bar. The caucasian ducked. Not because his race makes him smarter in anyway, but because his friends shouted out a warning to him. All three then proceeded to the nearest pub.

Why did the boy run down the road? Because he was being chased by a tsunami

A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

What did George Washingtn say to is men before crossing the Delaware? Men, get in the boat.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a monk are standing near a cliff. They say that they are of the best religion. The priest jumps off the cliff and says "God save me", he dies. The rabbi says "Allah save me", he dies. The monk says "Buddha save me" he is saved, in relief he says "Oh thank God" he dies

Why didn't john go to school? He has terminal cancer and he must stay at hospital

Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

Knock knock! Who's there? IT DOESN'T MATTER, YOU'RE NOT COMING TO MY HOUSE!!!! closes door

10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

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