Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

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What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

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Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

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What do cookies and Ruber have in common? Ones edible one is not

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What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

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Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

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Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

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A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

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What do you call a Mexican in a kitchen? A chef.

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whats red and falls from a tree an apple

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What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

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A man walks into a bar, looks around, and reveals an AK-47 assault rifle he had been concealing beneath his trenchcoat. He then turns to his left and fires repeated shots around the bar, to the surprise and fear of many. Then he shoots himself. The death total is estimated at 9, including the shooter, while the total injured is around 22.

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John: Knock Knock! Bill: Who's there John: John Bill: Oh hey John, come in

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Thats a real shame. How come your eyes are red to begin with? You can use hypnosis to change the color, but if you never learned how, I am not gonna teach you.

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the only thing funny about this website is the fact ciaran hawkins is in love with it

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Roses are red...

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Sorry, had it not been for my contacts, you would all have ended up in prison because of "The Wiz", I know you got a clean plate, but this guy was doing some seriously dirty laundry claiming to be working for "The Order", again it is best you all keep low, I will make sure my men evacuate this place as soon as we have rigged the game to your favor. As far as we can tell, he was the only one leaking Intel, but I suggest you keep an close eye on the rest of your boys and girls.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got run over by a semi and died.

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what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

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Jokes Ki Duniya

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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