Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

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A duck walks into a restraunt and sit's down at it's table. The waiter asks what the duck would like to eat. The duck says "I'd like a tasty, healthy meal that will help me lose weight." The waiter says "How about the rocket salad?" So, the duck orders a rocket salad, eat's it, pays his bill, and leaves.

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What did the African-American toddler from Compton get for his birthday? Most likely nothing, seeing as his father left his mother briefly after his birth, and his mother uses all of her money to feed her heroin addiction.

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yo mamas so dumb she named her house butt and her son crack and then she called the police saying I looked all over my butt and i can not find my crack.

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what do you call a black man in the dark? missing.

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what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

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roses are gray, violets are gray, Im a dog

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How much dub could a dubstep dub if a dubstep could step dub?

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A man is talking with his friend when suddenly he picks up a banana. He starts talking with the banana, and after a while of conversing the man sadly puts down his banana and says to his friend, "I'm sorry but your son has just died in a horrible accident."

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Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwimg out all the W&Ws

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Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

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How do you get a girl out of a tree? You throw a refrigirator at her.

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What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

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Illumati Confirmed

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24... wait i thought of something better than 24... let me hear it... 25!!!!

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

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Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

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T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

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Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. Who cares, what was she doing out of the kitchen

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Why did the student get the math question wrong? -Because hes dead

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How do you save a black person from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

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