Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the seat next to you? A: Whatever his name happens to be.

What do you call a Mexican in a suit? Another Drug lord What do you call a black guy in a suit? Guilty. What do you call a white guy in a suit? The black guys lawyer What do you call a woman in a suit? You don't call her anything as you wonder why she isnt in the kitchen. What do you call a women outside a kitchen? Useless. -Jordan.M

what did one sandwich say to another sandwich? nothing, sandwiches cant talk

What was the weather like at the rap concert?there was a lil wayne.I DID A FUNNY! !!

Knock knock! Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave Smith. Oh, hey Dave. Come in.

The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

Your moms so stupid that she called me to get my number

Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

Why did the man with brain cancer die? He drove his Segway off a cliff.

Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

Alchohol.

Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

21

epic win?

What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

A man walks into a bar. The second man sees the first man's mistake and ducks. The third man needs to take no precautions as he is a midget and can simply walk under the bar.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

Did you hear about the kidnapping? Well you should be very concerned because he hasn't been found in 4 years.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...