What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

Why did greg come to America? Because he wanted visit the states

A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

Why did the monkey cross the road? It didn't. It died!

Your moms so stupid that she called me to get my number

what did one sandwich say to another sandwich? nothing, sandwiches cant talk

What was the weather like at the rap concert?there was a lil wayne.I DID A FUNNY! !!

Knock knock! Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave Smith. Oh, hey Dave. Come in.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the seat next to you? A: Whatever his name happens to be.

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Q: Whats funny about the Holocaust A: Nothing

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What do you call a Mexican in a suit? Another Drug lord What do you call a black guy in a suit? Guilty. What do you call a white guy in a suit? The black guys lawyer What do you call a woman in a suit? You don't call her anything as you wonder why she isnt in the kitchen. What do you call a women outside a kitchen? Useless. -Jordan.M

A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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