- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

everybody loves raymond

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

Why did nobody like the famous singer? Because she was Rebecca Black.

If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

field day?

What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

Psychics.

batman has diarrhea

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