- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

Why didn't the boy get what he wanted for christmas? His parents had killed him.

Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

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Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat

Why are there no aspirin factories in the Amazon Rainforest? Because it would be unprofitable to build a factory that requires a large workforce in an uninhabited area.

you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

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