I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

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Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

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If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

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Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

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What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

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Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

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~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

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a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

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what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

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Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

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216-409-7176 Call me.

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A man walks into a bar, sits down and talks to the woman sitting next to him. The woman took out a cigarette, and offered one to the man. The man said yes, even though he never smoked before, because he was trying to get with the woman. They smoked a few more before the woman left, and the man left shortly after. The man became a chain smoker and died 1 year later from lung cancer caused by smoking multiple packs a day.

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Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

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What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

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What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

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What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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What is the difference between a cow and a clam one is bivalve and one is a mammal

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What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

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what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

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a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

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Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

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Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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