- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worst than a crying baby? A dead baby What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies What's worse than a pile of dead babies? If there's an alive one at the bottom What's worse that an alive baby in a pile of dead babies? If it has to eat its way out.

Getting all F's on your report card isnt that bad.... I mean you could go home to find your whole family murdered and your Girlfriend hanging from a noose.

there is 500 dicks on the wall how many will choke on? None?? so ur a professional!!!! lol

I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! Now you must listen to all of my demands or I will crush you all.

How does shit taste?\ Good.

My son lost his first tooth today...so proud. Took my punch like a champ

A priest, a jew, and a pirate walk into a bar. An exchange of dialogue occurs with the bartender and hilarity ensues.

why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

field day?

Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

Why did nobody like the famous singer? Because she was Rebecca Black.

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

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