Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

I didn't know that guy did crossfit

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

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How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

Why did nobody like the famous singer? Because she was Rebecca Black.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

everybody loves raymond

Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

why did sally drown cause she was black

Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

field day?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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