Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

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Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

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why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

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Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

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How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

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What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

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Homonyms should be band.

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What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

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Invisible Children Foundation.

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Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

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What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

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Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

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Why did the tornado cross the road? Cuz it's a tornado. Don't question it. Run.

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What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

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Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

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roses are red leather is black when god made you he was smoking crack

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What did the pear say to the apple? Fred, you delusions are getting worse and i'm getting a divorce.

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Guns don't kill people; high speed bullets and sharp projectiles launched at high speeds usually inflict painful and possibly fatal wounds that may kill someone. That someone loves and is loved by others.

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What do you calk a couple of friends hanging out? An intimate get-together.

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two kids find a condom so they decide to show their mum the mum snatched it off them saying never to touch one of them again the kids went to their room "Mum sounded pretty angry about that thing "Lucky we didnt tell her about the yohgurt we drank out of it

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Hitler walks up to a little girl at a concentration camp: - How old are you? - I'm turning 7 tomorrow! - Nope.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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