A man fell off a cliff... He died a vicious death.

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-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

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Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

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knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

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What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

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can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

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How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

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Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

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What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

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What's brown and adhesive? A stick

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

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What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

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What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

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http://www.google.com/webhp?doodle=6201726X-hA7spmZ-pmZnpnn__-ynJTMzfAAADUAAAcaZmb9sN8GZmGIzMz9UzM3OmZm2n7__6430pmZuSZmZm___y1yGQYhiElhkGQZBkGYZBiGQZBkGQZBkGQZBkGQZBkGITCGQZBkE4hkGQZRkGIUSGIYhkEEhkGUXiGIXkGIXkGIXkGQXiGQXkGQXiGIZhiGIRiGEZhmE5hhGUViGQYRklohkFohkFpBiFpBkFpBkGQYhmEEhmGQYhJIYhlFkhkGQZFg&hl=en&nord=1 For alien signals

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British Dentistry

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Why didn't the boy get what he wanted for christmas? His parents had killed him.

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Ronan Parke, making Justin Bieber look straight since 2009

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

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What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

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What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

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How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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