- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did graeme go to olivias house to do fun things

A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

Why did the man with brain cancer die? He drove his Segway off a cliff.

knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm schizophrenic. And so am I!

wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

Knock Knock! FUUCKKKK OFFFFFFFF

Roses are red, violets are blue That's a fact.

what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

I have Alzheimer's, i pee out gold, racoons

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Penis.

What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

Yo mama so fat, that she feels uncomfortable in a bathing suit.

What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

A man walks into a bar. The second man sees the first man's mistake and ducks. The third man needs to take no precautions as he is a midget and can simply walk under the bar.

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