- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

What's greasier than a baby? A burger

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

roses are red violets are blue

yo mama so stupid, she went to the super bowl an bought a spoon

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

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Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

Doctor Doctor! I think i'm epileptic! I'm not the Doctor, I'm the receptionist. You're a hypochondriac, now wait in the Que, like everybody else Mrs. Davis.

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

Roses are black Violets are too I am a dog I don't know how to rhyme

Q: Why did the little boy who just got over a terrible sore throat fall down the stairs? A: His legs were brutally torn off by wolves.

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