Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

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Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

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So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

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Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

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What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

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-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

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What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

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Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

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What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

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Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

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whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

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Why did the guy hate the man that said,"I respect you?'' Because the man was Hitler.

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What's the difference between a Mustang and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

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Whoever just posted that suicide shit is stupid, you can get arrested for that shit. I would delete it.

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What did the Priest say to the kid walking home alone? Be safe.

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How do you make a little boy cry? You rape his dog

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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--IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!! --no it isn't. a clock only has numbers 1-12 for hours and 1-60 for minutes. "peanut butter jelly" is not in any of those number sets. what are you taking about?

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did u hear the one about helen keler neather did she

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Im batman...suck it losers

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Did the owl ever reach the middle of the tootsie pop? Yes. Dreams do come true

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