- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worst than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worst than a pile of dead babies? One live baby under the pile of dead babies.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears.

i told my parents that i was having friends come over my dad said great my mom said great so i said great

What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves? Reeves Christopher

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

what do gay people eat?? food

Why did the chicken cross the road? For fitness! ...yeah... nobody laughed when Jonah Hill said it either... awkward

What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

knock knock. who's there? Alticka Alticka who? Alticka pudding cup.

What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

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