why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What did one umbrella say to the other umbrella? Nothing, umbrellas cannot instigate a conversation, because they cannot talk.

Why didn't Suzie Fall off the Swings? She Has no legs and couldn't get on

What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

Why was 6 afraid of 8 because 8 kidnap 7

What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

What do you call a cow with no legs? A leg-less cow

Q:Why did the man have a lot of Hoes? A: He was an experienced Agriculturalist.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

what do you call a black man flying a plane?? a pilot ,you racist!

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

whats black and has many friends? a kind sociable black person

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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