Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

Moral

Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

GONNA

I didn't know that guy did crossfit

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

What can make you pee? Liquid

why did sally drown cause she was black

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

Lets go Yankees

Omg its that superman nope chuck testa

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

Theres an app for the iPhone.

Knock Knock! FUUCKKKK OFFFFFFFF

Why is the duck? Because it has two feet the same.

What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

why did Mark Nara cross the road idk why? he didnt

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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