- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did nobody like the famous singer? Because she was Rebecca Black.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

field day?

why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

I didn't know that guy did crossfit

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

Moral

GONNA

What can make you pee? Liquid

I was at work today and whilst staring at my beautiful colleague I realised how hard it had got. So I quit

Why did the man get fired from his Job? The boss became his ex girlfriend 2 minutes ago

I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! Now you must listen to all of my demands or I will crush you all.

there is 500 dicks on the wall how many will choke on? None?? so ur a professional!!!! lol

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