- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? God bless you.

one time, a fancy business man walked into a bar. but then he figured out that he wasnt supposed to be there. so he politely apologized to the mortician an and he granted him permission to exit the closet.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to fix a lightbulb? Lets go ride bikes.

Q. What did the 300 pound Asian get for Valentine's day A. A jetpack. Except for the fact that the previous sentence was an obvious lie making this whole joke irrelevant.

What did death say to life? Go die

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

What did the mute say to the deaf man?

knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

two ducks run into each other........ then they walk away

a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

what do a carrot and an elephant have in common? theyre both orange except for the elephant.

Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why is an elephant gray Because it's GRAY!!! duh

why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

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Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwimg out all the W&Ws

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