- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

What do you call a black man on a horse? A BLACK MAN A ON A HORSE.

What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

Say the line below sixteen times very fast: I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... Done? Good boy!

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

richard is fag

2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

knock knock. who's there? Alticka Alticka who? Alticka pudding cup.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

what do gay people eat?? food

Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

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