- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

A German challenged an Englishman to a duel But their neigbours found out and alerted the police

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm wearing pants and I'm hungry

What did the blind man say to the deaf man? Can you speak up? I cant hear you!

What are the two sexiest farm animals? Consider that we are humans we shouldn't find any sex appeal in animals but if i had to guess I would say Brown Chicka Brown Cow

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and a rock? The rock doesn't cheat on it's wife.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "What will it be tonight?" He then promptly remembers he is on anti-joke.co but is too late to react. The horse has already shit on the floor. This is the fifth time this week that this has happened.

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