osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

what is blue and fluffy, a blue fluff. what is red and fluffy, a polar bear wiped in red paint. you probably should not have done that because now the polar bear is chasing after you.

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

1 + 1 ? Hmm, I don't know, maybe 2 but I could be wrong.

whats worse then being lit on fire? dont worry about that right now your ass is on fire!

Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

Neil is a reterd.

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

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