Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

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Why did the boy jump off a bridge? Because he saw it on tv

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Why did the murder walk up to the lady in the car? It was his mom.

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Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

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Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

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How do five Jews get to America? They get their passports and ride a public plane, safely leaving the airport and getting on a taxi to go to their hotel.

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Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

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there was a black man his head looked like a peanut

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What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

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What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

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Andy: Mom, I wish I was a dinosaur. Mom: Aw, that's cute! Why? Andy: Because dinosaurs do not suffer from terminal pancreatic cancer.

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Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

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I am dyslexic

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What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

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Your momma's so fat: she now considers her body to be a metaphor for post-industrial excess.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

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What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

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If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

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a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

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KONY 2012

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A tree falls in the woods. A deaf boy, who had been frolicking through the forest, is struck down by the tree. He dies. His parents are ridden with grief for years, until finally the father commits suicide. The mother soon remarried and had two more children. Both died before the age of 15. She was a horrible mother.

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bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

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What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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