- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

why are black people good at basketball cuz their tall

What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What else is new?

Why did the fat man hit the ground before the skinny man? Because he jumped first.

whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

Why did the boy jump off a bridge? Because he saw it on tv

How do five Jews get to America? They get their passports and ride a public plane, safely leaving the airport and getting on a taxi to go to their hotel.

Why didn't the boy drop his ice cream He was hit by a bus and he wasn't eating ice cream

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

Why did the murder walk up to the lady in the car? It was his mom.

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

69 is a number not a sex poshion

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

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