Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

Yo mama so fat.

Me Neither.

Why didn't the chicken cross tithe road Because it was a motorway

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

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A baby seal walks into a club.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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