- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because in between 6 and 7 there used to be the number § but 7 raped and murdered it.

Want to hear an anti joke? Me too thats why Im on this site.

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

I swear to drunk officer I'm not god.

What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: WHERE'S MY TRACTOR?!

to get to the other side.

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

Knock Knock Come in.

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!!! Not Michael Vick.

Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock? Who's there? Not Mary.

what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

My dad said that if I post anymore jokes on this website, the will hit my head against the keyboaaskdnaji;nsd;asdnasd;

A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

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