How do you make a little girl cry twice? You rub your bloody penis on her teddy bear.

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what did the tree say to the other tree? Don't leaf me!

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I EAT YOUR SOUL. NOM NOM.

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Jesse gets so many ladies

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Little Jimmy's mommy loved to see the smile on her only son's face as he ate her homemade cookies. Due to lack of medical knowledge at the time, Little Jimmy contracted diabetes and died before he turned 30. Unmarried and childless, he was diligently working on his doctorate thesis on Astrophysics. His death marked the end of his family line.

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mark lawson likes boys

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Shit, I can't think of anything to write. That does not mean I'm black

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Q: What did the architect say after he tripped? A: My mother died of cancer when I was 6.

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A man walks into a bar. It was a salad bar, so he left.

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Q: What do you call a dog with metal balls and two-inch legs? A: Animatronic

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What did little Mindy Granger find on her paper route? Human teeth.

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You wanna hear a joke? People that debase womens' rights.

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Why cant jonny walk? He has no legs.

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Why can't Helen Keller conduct a Train. Because she is dead.

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Roeses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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What do you call a person with no arms? Armless.

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whats brown and fluffy? brown fluff

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What did the hat say to the scarf? Nothing.

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how do you get a 1 armed moron out of a tree? you wave

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I used to tell people: step on my foot on purpose and ill FUCKlNG BREAK YOURS! Then I Evolved.. friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Thumb me down or step on my foot if only on mistake, and I will break off both your legs and ram them up your ASS!

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A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

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What did the Dementia sufferer get for Christmas?

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What does Snoop Dogg eat when he's sick? Chicken Noodle Snoop.

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Raveena Thandhan

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Anti Joke

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