What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

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What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

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1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

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why couldn't the man open the window? he had no hands due to his time serving the USA in vietnam

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Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

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How do you fit 10 dead babies in a bowl? A blender How do you get them out? Chips

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Why are all blondes dumb? They are not all dumb but constant bullying just saying blondes are just pretty gives them that illogical stereo type

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In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

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A man has had too many beers late at night. The bartender says "Sir, I'm going to have to cut you off"

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Women's rights

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Remember when the new jokes on this sight actually used to be funny?

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why did the Mexican make a burrito for his grandma? it's her favorite food and she has artheritis and its to painful for her to stand long enough to make one herself.

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Knock knock Whos there? No one, your wife was just in a fatal car accident and died on the scene, so your kids had to walk home from school instead of being picked up. Your son Scotty was grabbed by the sexual predator 4 blocks from the school, and your daughter Sally tried to run and is now under the wheels on the bus going round and round.

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Send "What Makes You Beautiful" Ringtone to your CellShowHideSong Notes - Go behind the words! You're insecure, don't know what for You're turning heads when you walk through the do-o-or Don't need make-up - to cover up Being the way that you are is eno-o-ough Everyone else in the room can see it Everyone else but you Baby you light up my world like nobody else The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed the way you smile at the ground, it ain't hard to tell You don't know Oh oh You don't know you're beautiful! If only you saw what I could see you'd understand why I want you so desperatley Right now I'm looking at you and I can't believe You don't know Oh oh You don't know you're beautiful! Read more: ONE DIRECTION - WHAT MAKES YOU BEAUTIFUL LYRICS http://www.metrolyrics.com/what-makes-you-beautiful-lyrics-one-direction.html#ixzz1sJdk3KHD Copied from MetroLyrics.com

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Why did the black man go to the store? To get milk and eggs because he was running out of those items

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Christianity is not a religion; it's a relationship with God.

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A retarded man speaks jibberish, because he is retarded

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Why did Jimmy throw butter out the window? Because he had down syndrome

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Heheheheh, Good one, you made me laugh, you just made me realize that it was indeed I that said that to you once, and now you are telling me. I know now, I am happy, not because I seek happiness, but because thinking, finding solutions, guiding myself and others, is what makes me happy. I feel like an alien, because my ideals, my solutions hopes and dreams that grow out of a result of my constant thinking, will never be in this world. Yet I also feel human now, because it could have been, humanity could have succeeded...

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a mulslim wlaks past a bomb shop on his way to join the international peace club

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Who has a big nose? YOU!!!

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Roses are red violets are blue I think you re stupid go eat a shoe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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