what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

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What is a bad thing to see and is attached to a boy's body. The middle finger u dumb ass!

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Robert had 30 cheeseburgers and he ate 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes.

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I have aids

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!!! Not Michael Vick.

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Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

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Knock Knock Come in.

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I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

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roses are red violets are blue a pyschorapist just ate me refrigerator

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there" "BOO" "BOO WHO" "No it's just BOO"

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A caterpillar and its mom (a butterfly) come upon a lion eating an antelope. The caterpillar says "Mom, why is the lion so mean to the antelope?" The mom replies: "it's the circle of life." The next day, the caterpillar and his mom witness a bird of prey swooping down and eating a mouse. The caterpillar asks why the bird of prey is so mean and the mom responds by saying its the circle of life. The next day, the caterpillar and its mom come across a trail of dead animals. They follow the trail to the end where they see a great lion. The mom opens her mouth to say its the circle of life when her son jumps up and eats the lion. THE END.

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

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My dad said that if I post anymore jokes on this website, the will hit my head against the keyboaaskdnaji;nsd;asdnasd;

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A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock? Who's there? Not Mary.

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what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

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Whats black,White and Asian? everything we are all equal

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Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

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Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was John Elway.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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