What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

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True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

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She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

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Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

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What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

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whats black and white with red all over. something that's black and white with red all over.

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What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

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what are you mike bibby?

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How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

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What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

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A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

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What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

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Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

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Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

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Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

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Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

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Why did the house burn down? Obama

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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