- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

Why did the little boy fall of his bicycle? It was the first time he road without his training wheels.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other is a baby.

A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

What do you do with a dead black man? Respect his final wishes and provide him with proper funeral services.

what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

Why does the St. Johns River flow north? Because Georgia Sucks.

You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

How many Jew can you fit in a car? As many as the car seats comfortably.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

Yo mamas so fat she is obese

Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

Lol XD,now that is bad ass of you to say that, what about her, does she get to go around too?

Teacher- And that is why the Pythagorean theorem only works for RIGHT triangles. Any questions? Student- I like grapes.

DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

Q: Ask me if I read the terms of use before I submitted this joke. A: I didnt

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

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