osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

willie revilame

So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

Two guys walk into a bat, they have a couple drinks then go home, one crashed and died in a horrible drunk driving accident. The other, who took a cab, went home and viciously beat his wife.

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

have you ever heard of the mexican that went to college...no...oh me neither

Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

A man gets pushed in to a pole...

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

Anti Joke

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