- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

Whats the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't pick up the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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One time, I ate 3 chipotle burritos....after a tennis match

friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

A fish swims up your penis...

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is bigger.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

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What do you call a man looking at Anti jokes on this ? you

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

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