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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a muslim on an airplane? A airline passenger.

Why did the heroin addict get staff infection? His skin broke open multiple times without proper cleansing.

Why couldn't Austin eat his noodles? He was a horse, and horses don't have hands, silly goose!

Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first baby. Why did the third baby fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A seal walks into a club... the seals freinds later inform him they are now at a bar the seal then walks into the bar... the seal was later beaten to death

What did the boy eat for dinner? Shit.

Why did 'Mister Love' get arrested? Clue: One of the most ironic things ever You can guess

Once upon a time, there was a ghost. The ghost was sneaking up on a little girl when she turned around and asked the ghost "Are you a stalker or something?" The ghost, unable to reply (being a ghost) was then kicked in the shins. The End!

What did the racist black man say to the white man? Nothing they both died in a car accident.

Why did the little girl stop riding her bike? She was hit by a car.

When A Shouty Man Goes Into His House. His Sister Nearly Kills Him So When A Shouty Man Goes Into A Library. The Books Try To Kill Him.

D/M/Y ~~ Take 21/12/2012 Flip it upside down Take the 2's out from both ends (1/12/201) Take out all the ones and two's (//0) Take your zero and turn it 90 degrees to the right Take out the forward slashes What you are left with, a potato.

The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

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