so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

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"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

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Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

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Hail Heetluh

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what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

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Well, there's one way...

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Derp

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your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

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What do you call a black man? Black

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The real reason you go to college is.... To learn more about what you want to do in life.

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What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

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knock knock who's there? orange orange who? orang you glad i didn't say knock knock agian

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What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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YOU'VE WON A FREE IPAD!!!!! PRESS CTRL+W TO CLAIM YOUR PRIZE!

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Bitch! Love, J.B.

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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What did the racist black man say to the white man? Nothing they both died in a car accident.

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Boyfriend: Why are you so negative all the time? Girlfriend: I'm not! I'm positive! Boyfriend: No your not your arguing with me right now and you... Narrator: The girl takes the pregnancy test and shoves it in the guys mouth kicks him in the nuts and runs out the door.

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Once upon a time, there was a ghost. The ghost was sneaking up on a little girl when she turned around and asked the ghost "Are you a stalker or something?" The ghost, unable to reply (being a ghost) was then kicked in the shins. The End!

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How many apple does it take to turn a fridge into a water buffalo? Yellow tactics because of the Minty fragrance

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When A Shouty Man Goes Into His House. His Sister Nearly Kills Him So When A Shouty Man Goes Into A Library. The Books Try To Kill Him.

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What did the boy eat for dinner? Shit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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