- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do I write Anit-jokes. Because I'm very bad at delevering good punchlines. They generally fall flat.

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What is worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? F*cking midgets

What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

a black guy walks into a black bar

your mom is so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said... ok

Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

What is worse than a worm in you're apple? Two worms in you're apple.

Why did the priest fall onto the alter boy? Because he lost his balance

when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

why bouriquet can not read is book ? cause he's retarted

I man sees a shooting star and makes a wish. Nothing happens as shooting stars are incapable of granting wishes.

How do you sneak Jews across the border? In an ashtray.

the horse walks into the bar the bartender calls the pet control

Why was the boy depressed? A. because his whole family was slaughtered on the kitchen floor.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Two men walk into a bar. The third seeing the protruding bar goes home to find his entire family dead from anthrax.

Lard and Liz lard,lard and Liz

What's the difference between ice cream and babies? I don't stick babies in my freezer...

Man in Balcony: You're telling it wrong!

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