- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

Your moms so old. She might die soon

What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

knock knock - "who's there" - "i'm a escaped convict who's here to murder you and rob your house" - "Well come in the doors already open"

What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

So a moose, a deer, and a horse walk into a bar. One of the people at the bar was a hunter who was carrying his gun. Several people got up and left after they realized the potential danger of the situation.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, a dead baby is a horrible sight and shouldn't be laughed at.

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

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