- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

I did not thumb this up myself!... click Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

what's worse that reading something that just wasted seconds of your life? reading this and wasting more seconds.

Why did you step on my watermelon?

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally becase she fell off the swing.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than a pile of dead babies? One baby is alive in the middle. What's worse than that? He is eating his way out...

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

Two Jews, three Nazis, and a black guy go into a bar. Where they have a spirited debate about Canadian football. And leave without coming to any conclusions.

My kids are mistakes.

Whats small and has Aids? Avery..

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