Why did the priest fall onto the alter boy? Because he lost his balance

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when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

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Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

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Two men walk into a bar. The third seeing the protruding bar goes home to find his entire family dead from anthrax.

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I man sees a shooting star and makes a wish. Nothing happens as shooting stars are incapable of granting wishes.

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How do you sneak Jews across the border? In an ashtray.

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Why was the boy depressed? A. because his whole family was slaughtered on the kitchen floor.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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the horse walks into the bar the bartender calls the pet control

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What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

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Why was timmy having trouble with his homework? Because lobotomies were a forced practice in the 1950's.

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What do you call a Rhino and a Lion having sex? Pointless, since they can't reproduce

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Do you like cheese? Yes. Okay.

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Who are doctors and literally are porn stars

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Ryan Holden is a faggot.

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Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

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What's the difference between ice cream and babies? I don't stick babies in my freezer...

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Whats the saddest part about the sandy hook shooting? There were still bullets in the clip... Im going to hell by the way.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and order a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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What do u call a gay dinosaur? Dinosaurs don't exist

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Man in Balcony: You're telling it wrong!

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Lard and Liz lard,lard and Liz

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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