Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to perform non-voluntary sexual acts against him.

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What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

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bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

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a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

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KONY 2012

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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A tree falls in the woods. A deaf boy, who had been frolicking through the forest, is struck down by the tree. He dies. His parents are ridden with grief for years, until finally the father commits suicide. The mother soon remarried and had two more children. Both died before the age of 15. She was a horrible mother.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.

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Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

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I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

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A duck, a rabbi, a homosexual, and the president walk into a bar. As a result, bruises appeared on their foreheads.

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Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

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What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

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What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

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What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

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Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

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What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

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why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

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Stephen Hawkins walks into a bar...

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How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

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Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

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Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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