Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

Wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah

Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

what goes boo a sock

What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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