A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because 7, 8, 9

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

A drunk man is that last one inside a very popular bar. He passed out on the counter before he ordered a drink. The bartender is angry at a sale lost, which would have been his millionth sale before closing time on the 1000th day of business. He goes home and hangs himself.

yo momma so fat. that shes fat

How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

Knock Knock . . . I'm coming in!

Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

What's the difference in a red sports car and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a red sports car in my garage.

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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