What do you call 20 Investment Bankers buried to their necks in sand? A team building exercise at the beach sponsored by an Investment Bank.

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Why did the giant try to eat the magical rainbow? A: Because the apocalypse is predicted for the Wednesday after santa gets shot by the evil jolly ice cream man which in secret is cheating on his wife who in turn eats every human baby ever known to man. duhhhhh

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Q.whats black and white and red all over A. half a zebra

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

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What Makes Me Smile? Face Muscles.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

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I was gonna make a joke about a my dick... Racecar

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An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

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If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you no longer have me. What am I? (a secrect)

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Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Bill Walters from across the street. How are we talking through a door?

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know but you're a sick person even thinking about it.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

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What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

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WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

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knock knock whose there? banana banana who? knock knock? whose there? banana knock knock? whose there? banana

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What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

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How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

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a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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what is the differance between a toyata and a van full of dead babies I dont own a toyata

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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