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What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because 7, 8, 9

yo momma so fat. that shes fat

A drunk man is that last one inside a very popular bar. He passed out on the counter before he ordered a drink. The bartender is angry at a sale lost, which would have been his millionth sale before closing time on the 1000th day of business. He goes home and hangs himself.

knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

Did you hear about the sale on the toyota cars from japan? if you can get it out of the water its free!

Scott Gomez

Romeny or Obama? Obamney

What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. That is highly improbable, due to the fact he is in a wheelchair.

what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

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