7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

This is a joke.

you are a åsshole :)

why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

:O <===============3 :===========3 :======3 :===3 :3 It all makes sense now.

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

Wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah

What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

Your biggest fan.

Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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