A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

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There was 2 men walking down the street one fell on the floor from a heart attack and the other started to molest a lonely child. They then heard a bang and they found a dead baby lying in a bin. The moral of this story is to.... Knock Knock Whos there? The Police? The Police who? The police we are here to inform you your nan got hit by a truck and got decapitaited, Sorry but your nan is dead. way

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What did the Mexican guy get for christmas? Deported

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What did the ocean say to the shore? Nothing, water and sand are incapable of speech. Unless of course you are Harry Potter in which case you can cast a spell on them and turn them into a cat which still couldn't talk and them from there you could wait for them to evolve which doesn't actually exist so you would have to ask God and then you would wait for a few years than they could say hi.

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How do you get a chicken to cross the road? Get him in the other side

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A Pakistani news reader.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

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what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

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Knock Knock . . . I'm coming in!

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What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

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What's the difference in a red sports car and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a red sports car in my garage.

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How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

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what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

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Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. That is highly improbable, due to the fact he is in a wheelchair.

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What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

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Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

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What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

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You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

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Did you hear about the sale on the toyota cars from japan? if you can get it out of the water its free!

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How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

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Romeny or Obama? Obamney

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