Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

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Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

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My computer will die soon, and my life is a lie. Refrigerator.

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What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

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whats fat and ugly ? aidan slattery

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A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

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Knock knock Who's there? The events which followed are described by police as the August 4th massacre in which a family of five were brutally murdered by two prison escapees who broke into the house in search of a place to hideout.

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What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

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Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

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Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

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"stupid creationist" Perfect example of redundance.

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why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

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Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

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Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

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ecks! why zee?

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if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

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So, these two antennas were getting married. The wedding was great, but the reception was terrible!

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A one armed blond is in a tree, how to you get her to come down? You wave to her?

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, didn't you read the sign on the front door? It says, "People with suits on will not be served." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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How can a chicken be dirty? It can be covered in dirt!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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