- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

Question: How did the little girl die Answer: cancer and AIDS

Thomas Hobbes had a happy life. Actually he didnt, he was born prematurely causing his mother to die. Then his dad left him at an early age to the care of an abusive older brother because he was an alcohollic. He did inspire many political beliefs though

What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

Hi, my name is Jake.

Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

What's brown and adhesive? A stick

Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

have safe sex

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

Did u hear bout the guy who went to the donut shop yeah he has brown hair

whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

You know what they called Obama in highschool? Nigge*

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

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