A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

Question: How did the little girl die Answer: cancer and AIDS

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

What's brown and adhesive? A stick

Did u hear bout the guy who went to the donut shop yeah he has brown hair

What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

Hi, my name is Jake.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

Thomas Hobbes had a happy life. Actually he didnt, he was born prematurely causing his mother to die. Then his dad left him at an early age to the care of an abusive older brother because he was an alcohollic. He did inspire many political beliefs though

Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

have safe sex

You know what they called Obama in highschool? Nigge*

What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is killing is family.

whats funny about female tennage life? SELF HARM OOOOO YEAHHHH

Why did Tupac Shakur get shot? He was a famous and very controversial celebrity, which naturally led to having a lot of enemies.

In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

What did the racist black man say to the white man? Nothing they both died in a car accident.

Jeff comes home from a long day at work. As a result he is very tired. So, he decides to go to bed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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