- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? What? I don't have a Corvette in my garage Wanna hear something gross? Sure. 1 at the bottom is still alive. Wanna hear something grosser? Yea. It's eating its way out

Q. why did I get hurt A. My pants fell off

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

My computer will die soon, and my life is a lie. Refrigerator.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

Knock knock Who's there? The events which followed are described by police as the August 4th massacre in which a family of five were brutally murdered by two prison escapees who broke into the house in search of a place to hideout.

whats fat and ugly ? aidan slattery

"stupid creationist" Perfect example of redundance.

Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

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