What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

for keeps?

How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

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I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

I have a dig bick you that read wrong you read that wrong too.

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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