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Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

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Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

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A: u wanna die B: that is a stupid question because unless u are suicidal u will not, retorical or not A: i do wanna die B: u should get some help u freak person a never did get help, while walking to a certivied psychiatrict evaluater he got hit by a truck. his body can be found at the intersection of church and flatbush, brooklyn. JK he got shot, he was in brookly, duh.

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Why was the boy afraid of the dark? he was blind

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The foreskin of a baby gorilla

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Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

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s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

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What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

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knock knock who's there? orange orange who? orang you glad i didn't say knock knock agian

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Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

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What? Why?

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Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

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A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

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Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

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What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

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i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

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Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

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What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

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How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

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hey John will you make some copies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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