yo momma so fat. that shes fat

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The man says to the doctor "Sir, I have contracted a terrible headache." The doctor replies back, "Yes you do."

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knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. That is highly improbable, due to the fact he is in a wheelchair.

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what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

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What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

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Why do blondes where pigtails? Because they look nice.

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Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

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A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

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On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

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roses are red and have big balls woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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What did Anne Frank say to the Nazis who found her? Please be gentle.

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What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

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why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

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knock knock - "who's there" - "i'm a escaped convict who's here to murder you and rob your house" - "Well come in the doors already open"

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what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

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Your mamma's such a whore, she sleeps with men who pay her.

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Your moms so old. She might die soon

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what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

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What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

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Anti Joke

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