do you have a pen i can borrow? yeah, here.

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What is the saddest thing in a porno? He doesn't really love her.

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Whats bad about a black cop coming to your house? I was having a KKK meeting in the basement.

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How do you save a black person from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

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Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

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24... wait i thought of something better than 24... let me hear it... 25!!!!

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Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

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a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

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You're mother is so retarded that I probably shouldn't be making fun of her because it would be considered discriminatory.

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What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

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What the person say to the other Person? Hi.

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The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

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Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwing out all the W&Ws

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which clearly underestimate the dangers of crossing a busy road.

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Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

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Why did the Asian woman get into a car accident? She didn't pay attention in driver school and sped through a red light and hit a bus that killed 14 children.

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Abbie has head so far up her arse, it just LOOKS like it's coming out her neck.

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Why did the man smoke pot in the roller coaster? Because he was dyslexic and read the sign wrong and thought it read "You must be high to go on this ride."

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What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

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Yeah, and speaking about spiderman, I got some weird senses, when I get stressed things begin seeming slower, and gets a weird blur effect, not sure what it is, but if you know what "bullet hell video games are" Technically games where you play as a tiny spaceship and lots of bullets fly around, I was always awesome at those games as a kid, because the more stress I felt while playing, the slower my perception of time felt.

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

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Justin Port#$ falls out of a tree. What happens? he breaks his neck and unfortually dies a long painful death.

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Why didn't john go to school? He has terminal cancer and he must stay at hospital

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