- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are lamp, Violets are squirrel, I have ADHD, LET'S DANCE!

what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

What's red, blue, and purple? purple.

What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

what did the dead man say to the other dead man ...nothing he's dead.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says why the long face? The horse does not reply because it is a horse. He then is confused of where he is and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a couple stools.

Why did the black man go to the gym? Because he was severely fat and would live a short life if he didn't lose weight.

What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch".

Why did the whale rape a guy? He wanted to see what would happen.

Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get to the other side! (To fully appreciate the subtle nuisances of this joke, you really have to be a chicken.)

What's big, black, juicy, large, and succulent? A gourmet meatball.

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

whats helen kellers favorite activity fingering herself

your a vagina says you, you're a tit

~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

why did the window washer lose his job. because he fell off and died.

Steven Hawkin ran a marathon.

Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

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How can you tell if a man is choking? Stick a fridge down his throat

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Women's rights

what do you call a black man in the dark? missing.

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