- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Whose there? Me. Leave.

Roses are red violets are blue suck my and I'll you too

Why do all gingers get mad all the time except having sex? Because they enjoy it!!!

A black man walks into a bar. He sits down and has a couple drinks. When he is finished, he generously tips the bartender and walks out.

Why can't George Washington sit up straight? He's dead.

what did hercules parents tell him? You're adopted

What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

Q: Why don't black people like My Chemical Romance? A: Actually, some of them do.

A woman leaves the kitchen.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

An African-American man calls KFC. An employee answers. "Thank you for calling KFC." The man replies, "I'm sorry, I must have dialed the wrong number."

So Helen Keller walked into a bar... and then a chair.... and then a table..

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

Why did the gay guy come out of the closet? He finally found the shirt he was looking for

A guy walks into a restaurant. "What would you like?" says the waiter. "A glass of orange juice," replies the man.

How do you tell the difference between a pig and a sea pig? If you open your mouth and it fills with water, you are an idiot

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

What's 50 feet tall, wears glasses and plays dungeons and dragons. A nerd, I lied about the 50 feet part.

Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

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