nena. nerna. neener. neezie. nena.

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How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With floss.

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What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

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Roses are red my shirt is blue don't take my money, their not for u -_-

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Why did the Chinese Arab buy blue paint? He already had red in his basement.

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What do you do when a taco eater gives you guacamole? Thank him, and politely smash it in the face of the nearest trashy tourist.

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What's the difference between michael jackson and casey anthony? Michael jackson's dead.

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Knock, Knock No one was home.

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how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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Jeremy has 8 apples. Susie has 3. how much does Jason have? Purple because aliens don't like grapes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue whilst you reading this I just raped you

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What's black and blue and hates sex? A rape victim.

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A black guy walks into a basketball court.

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Rozes r read Vilets r blew iy cahn noht spell becuase i am blind.

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What do you get when you cross batman and superman? One egotesticul idiot SOB aka mofo ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

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Why couldn't little Jimmy see his mum in the crowd? Because he was blind.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? The police, please open the door.

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What's the difference between oreos and your opinion? I asked for your opinion.

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A man walked into doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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what is funnier then this joke? A jewish muslim that is asian, balck, and mexican,and is woomen crossing the border then geting shot and hung by a rope of dead babies

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Friend: What do you call a farting dog? Me: A canine releasing built up pressure as a result of excess carbon-based gases produced by the synthesizing and decompositional digestive reactions in the stomach and intestines. Friend: ... Who is a nerd, pointless, has no social life, and cant take a joke? Me: No one. No one but you is that exceptionally lacking in character.

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What happens when you give a math problem to a blonde? She works through it to arrive at the answer.

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