- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the deer cross the road? It had just birthed two deer, one of which was hungry, and food was on the other side, the other had been hit by 4x4 Hemi V8 Supercharged F1-50.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

I was chatting to a woman in a bar, when the subject of kids came up. I said, "My son has had to wear nappies for his entire life." "That's awful," she said, "what's wrong with him?" I replied, "Nothing. He's two and a half."

Why are pineapples yellow? 82, piano, bomb, lamp!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" A few people laugh, but the horse, incapable of speech, does not. He is unfamiliar with this location and begins to panic. In his panic his leg is broken. He is put down shorty thereafter.

What do you call a blonde prostitute your bitch

One day, a Hippo was riding a scooter and an ant was sitting on the back seat. Suddenly they meet with an accident. They both fall from the scooter on their heads but only the hippo gets hurt. How??? Because the ant was wearing a helmet.

Asians

How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

Why did Gary's cat fall from the tree? He didn't use enough gaffa tape.

Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

Miškinis gerai prikolina.

why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

A duck walks into a bar.... Duck: Can I have a glass of water? Bartender: How would you like to pay for it? Duck: Put it on my bill

knock knock whose there? my penis.

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

what's funnier than a dead baby in a clown costume? philanthropy

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

Church.

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

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