How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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What is worse than the holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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Why did the black man go to church? Because his father died.

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I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

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"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

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my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

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Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

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John has 58 candy bars. He eats 40, what does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long mane?"

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one time, a fancy business man walked into a bar. but then he figured out that he wasnt supposed to be there. so he politely apologized to the mortician an and he granted him permission to exit the closet.

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Boy, do I love chicken strips. Sometimes, when I’m home alone, I’ll take some chicken strips fresh out of the oven and rub them in my scalp. It doesn’t do much for my hair health, but I like the way they feel running through my strands of hair. The flakey coating, smooth white meat, and warmth. Yum.

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There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

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If a guy has a sex change what is the first thing he would say? Boobies!

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yo mama has one big titty and one small titty and the call the bitch paul

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

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Q: What did Michael Jackson do while he was preparing for his newest world tour? A: He died.

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How do you know a blonde's been in your refrigerator?? There's lipstick on the cucumber!

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Why didn't the vampire go to the Garlic festival? Because it sucks.

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why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

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What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

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what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

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Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

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A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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