There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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Got in a Taxi and the driver said "You'll never guess who i had in the back of my cab the other day". I said "It's probably pointless me trying to guess then ".

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There was once a man named Larry. Larry was an office worker for a paper company. One day when Larry was counting papers he got a papercut on his left hand. Therefore his finger began to bleed as he sat in agony. What did Larry do next? He got up and got a band-aid. Larry continued his paper work at his desk.

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What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple

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Dear crush, I want to drink you

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What did the mute boy get for his birthday? i dont know he didnt tell me

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Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

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Why did Kelliintheraw get punched in the face? Because she is a dumbass

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Tim. Tim who? Tim Smith.

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-Can I ask you one question? -Yes. -Thank you.

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My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

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Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

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Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

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What is blue and smells like blue paint? Blue paint.

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Snow White found a magic lamp in the middle of the forest. She rubbed it and became pregnant because the spout was a penis.

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whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

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Q: What do Magic Johnson and Freddie Mercury have in common? A: Freddie Mercury is dead.

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How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

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What's the difference between a car and a sack of dead babies? I don't keep a car in my garage.

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Why did the boy have no ankles? Because his legs were amputated

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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