- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

Why was the boy afraid of the dark? he was blind

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

The foreskin of a baby gorilla

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Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

Roses are Red Violets are Gay This poem makes no sense Octopus

hey John will you make some copies

Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

The man says to the doctor "Sir, I have contracted a terrible headache." The doctor replies back, "Yes you do."

I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

A drunk man is that last one inside a very popular bar. He passed out on the counter before he ordered a drink. The bartender is angry at a sale lost, which would have been his millionth sale before closing time on the 1000th day of business. He goes home and hangs himself.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because 7, 8, 9

yo momma so fat. that shes fat

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