Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

Bob: What's red and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A red ding-a-ling? Bob: Yes. What's blue and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A blue ding-a-ling? Bob: No, they only come in red.

What do you call a dinosaur eating a taco? Nothing, you are high.

What did the woman get for Christmas? Cooking oil and a black eye.

What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

i had sex.

So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........

9/11

How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

What;s worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

This joke is the worst joke ever.

why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

A man walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar, and he fractures his skull on it. He died in the hospital a few hours later

Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

Why was the gay guy sad?

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem used for seasoning food, and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

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