- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

(A man in a dark van pulls up)... Hey kids can you come help me find my puppy? The kids get in the car and they find the puppy in a near by park. The kids are then safely returned home.

When life gives you lemons... Be thankful you're not starving, a**hole.

Face...the other white meat!

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

Why was the girl crying on the busy street? She was naked.

why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

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Here come the elephants over the hill!

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

roses are red violets are blue I'm ADHD oh look, a squirrel

When life throws you lemons, duck.

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

who is awesome? no one...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

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