Face...the other white meat!

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What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

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Why was the girl crying on the busy street? She was naked.

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

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Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

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Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

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If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

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Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

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What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

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my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

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I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

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Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

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why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

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What do a book and a tractor have in common? Both are for driving, except the book.

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sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

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Why didn't the cat eat its supper? It was dead.

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My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

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Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

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