What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

What do a book and a tractor have in common? Both are for driving, except the book.

My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

Why didn't the cat eat its supper? It was dead.

Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

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Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

Did you hear about the cannibal who ate the Olympic record sprinter? He's in prison for first-degree murder & crimes against humanity.

knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

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What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Your mom was so fat, She was overweight.

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

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