- Anti Joke

Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

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- knock knock. - Who's There? - Steve. - Steve who? - Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

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Why is my penis so damn small? Cause the good lord made me that way

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A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

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hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

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Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One time at band camp, We practice playing our instruments and had fun.

Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

What did one Stoner say to the other? "I'm hungry, let's order pizza."

how bout that airplane foood!!!1

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

Guess what? What? Idk. I just wanted to make u excited.

What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

What's black and white and red all over? News paper that was used to cover up a dead body.

facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he had ice cream.

Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

Dear God, That wasn't cool. Seriously. From, Japan