If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

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3 like an eel

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A white man, hispanic man, and a black man walk into a bar together. They order cokes.

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What do you call a moving tree? A hurricane killing thousands of people and 3 dogs.

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Why are Jewish men curcumsized? Because Jewish women wont put their hands on anything that's not 20% off

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Pretty much everything, the killing of 6 million people was a horrible part of our world's history, and is no laughing matter.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the Shell Station.

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How do you stop a black man from spitting? People of all races and colours are quite within their right to spit on their own property whenever they wish. However if anyone spits on or near you, you could report him to the police, but don't expect to be taken seriously.

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I'm on a seafood diet. It consists of prawns and tuna.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jon "Bones" Jones will be fighting Rashad Evans for the Light Heavyweight title tonight at 10PM Eastern time at UFC145.

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Why is it interesting to watch your mum shower? It's Not, its sick you pervert

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What's the worst way to die? Alone.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

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Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

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a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar they are good friends and enjoy alcoholic beverages.

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Last night I had the strangest dream. I was eating a big marshmallow and when I woke up this morning I had appendicitus

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roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

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What should'nt you say to a rape victim. Rape.

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Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

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knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that if she sat on me, she would crush my skull and kill me.

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what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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