A man asks a young woman at a party if a rag smells like chloroform. She doesn't respond because she's passed out. He takes her to a nearby bedroom, rapes her, and leaves the party promptly. He'll probably victimize many other women with this method.

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What's red, blue, and purple? purple.

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What did death say to life? Go die

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roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but i have Alzheimer's. Hey i just met you.

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why did the Japanese boy drop his ice cream ? Because he was hit by a building.

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black people are white when i use night gogles

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A little boy walks up to his father and asks him a question, "Daddy, how are babies born?" His father then replies in an enthusiastic manner, "You see, I stuck my dick in your mom's vag and started pounding. Apparently two condoms defeat the purpose."

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What was Hellen Kellers biggest mistake? Knock knock jokes

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

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What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

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What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

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If an orange is orange then why isn't a banana called a yellow? Because the word 'banana' comes from the Arabic word for finger as it obviously resembles a finger. The person that named the orange was equally lazy, but just not Arabic.

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What's big, black, juicy, large, and succulent? A gourmet meatball.

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Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

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Why do they give old people Viagra at nursing homes? Because erectile function decreases with increasing age, and it would be unfair to needlessly deny senior citizens the right to consensual intercourse if that is what they want.

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what did the old lady die of old age...

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why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

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how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ash trey.

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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I have a friend named David. He then lost his ID, now we called him Dav

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A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

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What can fly, but can not swim? Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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