- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

Why was the girl crying on the busy street? She was naked.

When life throws you lemons, duck.

What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

roses are red violets are blue I'm ADHD oh look, a squirrel

what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

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What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

What did the squirrel say to the other squirrel? Squirrels can't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

who is awesome? no one...

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

I dyslexic man walks into a bra. This incident had no relation whatsoever to his condition. The bra was just in an unusual and inconvenient location, and he wasn't paying much attention to where he was going.

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