- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one guy in the bar say to the other? Hi.

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see.

why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

When life throws you lemons, duck.

What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

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roses are red violets are blue I'm ADHD oh look, a squirrel

what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

womens rights

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