- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a joke? I hope not because I don't know any.

Whats two plus two? Miles

When life gives you lemons....you probably just FOUND lemons...

I was walking down the street the other day and I saw this lady and suddenly: POTATOES!!!!!!!!!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? When you think that there is no worm in your apple, but after your second bite you look down in disgust as you notice you have eaten half of the worm and see the other half wriggling about in your apple.

If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5 then all together you have $10. It was announced that the obverse portrait of Alexander Hamiliton would be replaced by the portrait of an undecided woman, starting in the year 2020. If you wait long enough, you can exchange the $10 for the new $10 bill.

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

What is a dog's favorite color? None,dogs have colorblindness.

What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

What do you call a needy person? A person whos needs need needs.

What's worse than getting a flat tire on a date? getting one while rushing your dying grandfather to the hospital.

why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

How did the blonde reply to the male man when he asked how she was? "I'm good."

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

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