How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that's just been shot.

This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

Why do girls not have to have drivers license? Because they don't need a car to get from the bedroom to the kitchen ;) Don't mean to offend anybody! His joke is just funny

Here is the worst joke ever. ..... Dislike this and you are awesome!! P.S. I'm serious. I want to make a joke with the MOST DISLIKES ever! Don't think this is reverse psychology. I don't do that shi*t.

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because he was content where he was.

Okay, an ambulance is arriving for me (cops called it whatever I am fine) If you are still reading this then get the fuck out before I fire you no more messages.

A guy watches a porno. When it is over, he said; "Wow, that was deep"

What's red, blue, and purple? purple.

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

A man asks a young woman at a party if a rag smells like chloroform. She doesn't respond because she's passed out. He takes her to a nearby bedroom, rapes her, and leaves the party promptly. He'll probably victimize many other women with this method.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you through them.

roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

What did death say to life? Go die

why did the Japanese boy drop his ice cream ? Because he was hit by a building.

knock knock whose there? suck my a s s barf

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but i have Alzheimer's. Hey i just met you.

Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

Why did Alice cross the road? Because she wasn't funny. At all. So the people on the other side of the road asked her to do so.

What did the suspicious Hunchback say? I've got a hunch.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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