What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because 7, 8, 9

Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad seen that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

Every zoo is a petting zoo if you're not a pussy

Why did the black man get kicked out of his hotel room? He did't pay and was in debt so they couldn't allow him to stay.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

A woman catches her husband cheating on her she divorces him in a rather lengthy sequence of meetings in court

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

A drunk man is that last one inside a very popular bar. He passed out on the counter before he ordered a drink. The bartender is angry at a sale lost, which would have been his millionth sale before closing time on the 1000th day of business. He goes home and hangs himself.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Okay, seriously I'm done. I try to make a joke but I don't think I can do it anymore. I'm not funny I'm just a little coward who offers nothing to life. I should just kill myself. Fuck this joke, fuck you.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

What did Delaware? A coat.

Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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