Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

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Why did the man suck at basketball? Because he is white, 5 foot 2, and has no arms. Posted By: Lram

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A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men, went and made an omelette.

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Mind magic for fuck ups: Did you know you can train your dog to magically arrive by saying YOUR name! Just tell it what your name is a lot and voila! Moral: made me laugh, fuck the rest of you XD

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a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

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I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

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What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

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Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

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How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

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Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

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whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

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You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

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What's red, fast, and flies through the air? A tomato in a plane.

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A blonde walks into a bar ouch

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What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

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how come the exorcist eat crème brülé? because that deserves a carlsburg

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

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I've had Alzheimer's for as long as I can remember... So since yesterday.... CHAYOTE ASTRONAUT SPACE SAY WHAT?!?!?!

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Kitana vs Shao Kahn. Kitana: HIAHIAHIAHIA...etc Kahn: You weak pathetic whor... OARGH! Kahn: FINISH ME!!! Kitana: Dad? Again? Okay the last time then... Kahn: I just addopted you you FUC... Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh... OOF!! OFF!! OFF!! OFF! Kitana: *slurp okay no more for you I am uh... full, seriously, Ill explode or some other Fatality... Woody Allenality... Kahn: Kontinue? (press start to kontinue free play mode)

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how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

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There was 3 floors in a building. The man outside was watering plants. The man on the first floor was doing laundry. The man on the second floor was peeing out the window because the toilet wasn't working. The man on the third floor was cutting vegetables and accidentally dropped his knife out the window. Now, the four men all went out to tell what they did that day. The man on the third floor said that he was cutting veggies and dropped his knife out the window. The man on the second floor said that he got his wiener cut off. The man on the first floor said that he was just doing laundry. Then, the man outside said that he was watering plants and found a delicious sausage on the ground and he ate it.

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