Whats black and white and red all over Racial violence

If youre African, why are you white?

What's the best time to visit a dentist? Generally every six months or so.

A jew a muslim and a catholic walk into a doctors office. The doctor is arrested for raping a child and his office closes. The Jew and Muslim find another doctor andthe Catholic dies because he had aids

A man walked into a bar. That must have really hurt him.

Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

What do you call mexicans running down the hallway? JAIL BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A man walks into a bar. He has suffered from a concussion and is now in the emergency room.

Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in every apple.

Why was 9 afraid of 10 because 10 was a registered sex offender

So your driving your brick car and the steering wheel falls off. So how many pancakes does it take to fill your dog house? 12 because hamsters don't wear shoes

What did the three sixteen year old boys do to the homeless man late at night? Wished him a happy birthday and gave him a meal

Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

Why couldn't the duck fly? It died.

What do you call a blue bucket? A blue bucket. What do you call a red bucket? A blue bucket in disguise.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

"The only thing worse than being talked about is getting AIDS." -Oscar Wilde

800 people died last year. end of story

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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