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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sometimes I don't make sense, but when I do, I don't

what did blonde say to the square? ur a square which is comprised of four equal sides and always have four lines of symmetry.

How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family cried about his final days of his life.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Accept for cancer.

so there are 2 muffins in an oven,1 says to the other "holy s**t its hot in here!" and the other says,"omg!its a talking muffin!"

Hey, how much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to drown as a result of climate change.

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender quickly says to its owner that he must leave as dogs are not allowed in. Upon realizing that it is a seeing eye dog, the bartender retracts his statement and serves the owner a drink.

roses are red so are the jews every one loved that holocaust news

Caroline Kelly.

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

When life gives you lemons, you make grape juice and let the world wonder how you made it.

So heres a scenario. You and your twin brother are Siamese twins. You are straight and your brother is gay. Your bother has a friend come over. You only have one butt....

Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

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