- Anti Joke

You know the drill, the world is not as black and white as it was before, just because we are not on the same side, does not make us enemies either. As for whatever is going on, I can assure you I had nothing to do with the fall of the first underground, and neither will I make sure whatever you scraped together, large or small falls either, I realize I should have thought this trough some more, but we had little time to act on this one.

Batman vs Superman the movie spoilers: Batman and Superman argue over how to handle some alien invaders, Batman wants to kill em, Superman believes he can save em. In the end they work together and save everybody. Moral: I hope they change the script, ever noticed how every hero vs hero themed movie/cartoon, ends up with them allying at the end? If ya do not believe me, just wait for the movie to come out.

How Do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door put the elephant in and close the door. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door take the elephant out put the giraffe in and close the door. The lion king has a meeting with all the animals but one doesn't turn up, which one is it? The giraffe because it's still in the fridge.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and deaf, so it wold be near impossible for her to do so without seriously injuring herself or another human being.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Wii.

Roses are red, vilotes are blue Erics a dick and Chase is too.

Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

Do you love me? No.

hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

If you are floating down main street in a canoe and your front right propeller falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black So is my neighbor

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

How do you get a child off a swing? Throw a fridge at him

How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

Why did the car stop? The driver had a stroke

What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

Lewis